I OVERHEARD MY TEAM PLANNED TO "EXPOSE ME" AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY - LIVE, IN FRONT OF THE VP. THAT NIGHT MY MANAGER CALLED, SHAKING: "WHERE ARE YOU?" I SAID CALMLY, "DID YOU CHECK WHO SIGNED THE AUDIT LOGS?" HE WENT SILENT. HE FINALLY REALIZED WHOSE APPROVAL THEY'D JUST TRIGGERED. At 4:47 PM on a Friday, my Slack pinged with the same cheerful little knock it always uses—like it was delivering cupcakes, not a coffin. I was still at my desk at America, sipping coffee that tasted like burnt plastic a

56K views · 3.8K reactions | If you want to conduct an audit, call auditors and forensic accountants. If you want to seize private data from the people and conduct a political hatchet job, call Elon Musk and his night crew of juvenile computer hackers. | Rep. Jamie Raskin | Facebook